Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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