W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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A jew enters a mall.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Rebecca Black's career.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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