- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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