You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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