What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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