- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A man penetrates another man.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

women's rights.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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