- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

roses are red poo is poo

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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