Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

I have read the terms and conditions

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

This is not funny.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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