- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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