whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

haha black people :D

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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