Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Cripples are lame.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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