- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

race-car = rac-ecar

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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