- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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