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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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