- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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