- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Poop

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

White men's rights

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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