- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

hi penis ham telephone

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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