- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

All of these jokes are about white people

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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