- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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