He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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