How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Yes

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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12 in general

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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