Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Obama = ebola

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Anti Joke

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