- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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