- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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