- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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