A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

like if your cool

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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