Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Gustavo Andrade

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

[Insert anti-joke here]

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops