One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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My jeans

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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