- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

You idiot.

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