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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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