What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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