Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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