- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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american idol

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

star wars kid

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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