your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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