What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Homo say what?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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no rasist joks

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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