- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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