- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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