What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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I'm Polish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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