When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

You sick fiend

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Brain fart

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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