- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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