- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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