- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Nobody cares maddie!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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