- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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