- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

You having friends.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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