- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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