- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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