Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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guess what? bannanas

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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