- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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