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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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