True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I named my son ps2 controller

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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