- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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