A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Weaner

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

salad days!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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