Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

dallen loves penis

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What's just not right? Left

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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