- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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