- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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