- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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