- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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