Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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