- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Andoni was here

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??