- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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