wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Urban ghettos

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Rush Limbaugh

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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