Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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