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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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