- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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