Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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