- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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