- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

My cat just died.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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