Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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