Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Cripples are lame.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Donald Trump

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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