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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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