- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

read me write me

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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