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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

womens rights

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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