what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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