- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A gay man watches football.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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