- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are red Im adopted

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

How you know when dislextic

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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