- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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