- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man died.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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