Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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