What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

knock knock who's there ?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Anti Joke

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