There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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