Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Tilt your screen back

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Anti Joke

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