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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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