Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Kevin and Ramin

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why didn't he finish his

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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