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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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