Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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