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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

My cat just died.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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