- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Go away still nothing to see

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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