What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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