Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Sarah Palin.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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