- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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