A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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star wars kid

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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