Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Potassium? K.

Anti Joke

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