I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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