whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

who is gay wit mon james cornish

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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