- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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