- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Women's Rights

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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