- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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