- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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