- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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