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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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