Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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