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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

you will like this because i am black.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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