Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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