teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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