XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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My jeans

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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