- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

you will like this because i am black.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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