- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A blonde dies Lololol

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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