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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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