awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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