- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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