- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Cripples are lame.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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