whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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