Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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lol

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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