- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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