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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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