Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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