How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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