- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

God is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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