- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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