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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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