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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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