How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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