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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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