Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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i'm hard

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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