What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock Fuck off!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

asians have slitted eyes lol

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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