What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Refridgerator.

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