Women's Rights

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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