Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

womens rights.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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