A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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