- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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