- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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