- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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