- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

All of these jokes are about white people

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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