A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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69.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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