Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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