One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Pain Olympics.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

tea with milk?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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