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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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