What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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like if your cool

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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