- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what did one computer say to the other .........

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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