- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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