Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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