What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I'm Polish.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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