What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

My cat just died.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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