So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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