- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Im taking a shit right now.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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