Your big dick.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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