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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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