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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Ross.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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