- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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