- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Allah walked into AK Bar

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

9/11 my birthday

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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