What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Peas

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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