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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Jordan is pregant

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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