- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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