- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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