Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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