- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

knock knock come in

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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