why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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