Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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