- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A house comes around the corner.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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