- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Caroline Kelly.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Chuck Norris is dead......

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Latvia isn't a joke

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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