- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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