There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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