- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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