What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Do you like apples? Yes

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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