- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Andoni was here

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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