In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What's 9+10? 19

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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