My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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