What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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