A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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