- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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