what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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