- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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