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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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