I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I'm Polish.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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