- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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