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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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