- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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