What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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I am a mime

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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