All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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