A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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