- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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