- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Knock knock. Who's there?

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

read this sentence again.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

epic win?

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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