What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Weaner

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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