- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Cripples are lame.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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