- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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