What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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