- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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