So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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