Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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