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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Stop driving smart cars you fags

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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