- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How old are you? 7

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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