- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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