- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

guess what? bannanas

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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