- Anti Joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.