Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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