- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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