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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

When life throws knives at you, run away.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

antonio has a penis head.lol

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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