What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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69.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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