- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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