- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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