What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Anti Joke

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