- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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