Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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