Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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i'm hard

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Ross.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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