Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Obama

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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sky silverstein

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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kkkk

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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