- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A baby seal walks into a club.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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