- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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