- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Your mums a potato

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Feminism

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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