- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What is a jew in space? Dead

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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