If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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