- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Sarah Palin.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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