What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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