- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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