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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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