Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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