My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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roses are red poo is poo

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Justin Bieber

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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