- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Cripples are lame.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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