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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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