- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A hill billy went fishing

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

The american education system.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes