Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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The american education system.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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woman's lacrosse

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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