- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

race-car = rac-ecar

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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