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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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