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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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