- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

bite me

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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