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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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