- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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