There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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