- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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