- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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