There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Tilt your screen back

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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