What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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