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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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