What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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roses are red poo is poo

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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