- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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