- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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