- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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