What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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