A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

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