- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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