- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A blind man walks into a library.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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