Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Cripples are lame.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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