What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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