what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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