Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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I'm homeless.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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