What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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