Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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. . I am a whale

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

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