- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

. . I am a whale

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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