- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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