- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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